Red Gum - It doesnt matter to me C Am I'm in the RSL, I joined the Lions club Friday F G My support of sport is thought of highly C Am I'm a Class 6 clerk in a accounting department F G And who the hell is Osama Bin Lanen? And C Am It doesn't matter to me C Am It doesn't matter to me C Am F C G C I'll sit home and watch you all on my Plasma TV C Am Well I prune in June and I plant in October F G And I write to the council when a sign gets knocked over C Am I always say that channel 10 news is best F G Especially when the weather girl wears a low cut dress And C Am It doesn't matter to me C Am It doesn't matter to me C Am F C G C I'll sit home and watch you all on my Plasma TV C Am Well I lost a some money on Newganhand F G To be quite frank i bought a piece land C Am The cops dug it up it really was a drag F G A whole pile of guns and 2 tonnes of scag And C Am It doesn't matter to me C Am It doesn't matter to me C Am F C G C I'll sit home and watch you all on my Plasma TV C Am Well, my wife ran of to a Women's Shelter F G She didn't understand me or why I had to belt her C Am My Daughter carries candles for the festival of light F G The fridge is full of beer and I'm all right And C Am It doesn't matter to me C Am It doesn't matter to me C Am F C G C I'll sit home and watch you all on my Plasma TV C Am My son's gone of to the Afgan war F G And Howard wrote a letter explaining what for C Am It's the very first job the boy's ever held F G He'll learn a good trade while he sees the world And C Am It doesn't matter to me C Am It doesn't matter to me C Am F C G C I'll sit home and watch you all on my Plasma TV C Am I'm watching plasma TV C Am Thanking god it's not me C Am F telstra, Ergon, GFC C G C Presenting World War Three